Sell stupid somewhere else--there's nothing better than that face!

“But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault.""Ouc…”

“When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not r…”

“Whoa, whoa! Hold up, there, kid. She lives in Forks, remember? So she gets rain…”

“I don't think you need to worry about Jake too much. Anyone who can cuss with t…”