Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.

“I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.”

“When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women…”

“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologi…”

“I’m 20 miles from 200 miles from nowhere.”