Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.

“If love were a porch light, I’d be the moth. And you’d be the freshly-pressed p…”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”

“Orafoura told me my writing is all nonsense. “Nonsense,” I replied. “Glad you a…”

“In middle school, I spent a lot of time with my buddy Edward. I called him Sex …”