Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.

“Why go to remote parts of the world? If they’re remote, just turn them on and w…”

“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my sem…”

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”

“Batman’s cape would make a great canvas for a cave painting.”