She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

“A brick could be used to separate the Jorges from the hoorays.
”

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“I am who I’ve been pretending to be my whole life.”

“I have the world’s third largest fourth place. I keep it in my empty trophy cab…”