She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

“A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
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“My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.”

“I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”

“Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks …”