She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

“Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?”

“Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze throu…”

“I plugged the hole up with my thumb, so at least I wouldn’t sink. But it was re…”

“His voice is like 999 one-winged vultures, all flapping in unison, while 333 ho…”