She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?

“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give …”

“I love giving love. The more I give, the more I have to give.”

“A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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“Freedom tastes like strawberries, vanilla, and blueberries. And it smells like …”