She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down …”

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I vote…”

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”