She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t have the face of one either.

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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“I don’t have any upper body strength, but that matches up perfectly with my lac…”

“Business idea: People like to eat and drive, so why not make edible cars? Inste…”

“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d st…”