She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order?

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”

“I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, b…”

“I've never had a one-night stand with anybody over the course of a whole weeken…”

“A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but th…”