She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent.

“To Mr. Jones, she said, imagine you're looking up at a blue sky, and imagine a …”

“This makeover would make piercings and tattoos and brandings look so lame, all …”

“Marla said, "This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend i…”

“Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you e…”