She had a forehead like a dance floor. You should have seen the way the sun danced on her face in the middle of the night. I never actually saw it because I was always asleep in the middle of the night, but I’ll bet it looked unbelievable.

“I’ll dine on apple flesh and cinnamon, while feeding you one line after another…”

“A brick could be a columnist for the New York Times, and could even win a Nobel…”

“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”

“Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to …”