She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and floppy part you put your mouth on to blow them up.

“I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.”

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from …”

“I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the…”

“Her name was Penny, and she was good looking. She wasn’t a dime, but she wasn’t…”