She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt …”

“I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but …”

“If an ambulance gets in a wreck, who drives them to the hospital? Why doesn’t t…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”