She must have said wear flip-flops, but I heard flippers. I might not have been able to run fast, but oh could I swim. Like a dolphin. Mahi-mahi yum!

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul…”

“Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.”

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”