She sucked my finger, and I licked the sleepy seeds out of the corner of her eye. Ah, foreplay.

“I’d collaborate with my clones, because I’m a team player who wants all the cre…”

“There are many men who deserve to die. The most deserving are those that claim …”

“There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were…”

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …”