She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. What else could I say but, “Thanks, Grandma!

“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because…”

“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I lo…”

“If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?”

“Don’t point your accusatory finger at me, unless you want me to wrap my hand ar…”