She told me to draw the curtains shut, so I grabbed my pencil and began to sketch. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and…” “He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce …” “I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I do…” “Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give …”