She walked by and I said, Nice shirt. What I really meant was, Nice tits.

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.”

“The US has the highest incarceration rate in the world. I don’t want to release…”

“If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backw…”