She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.

“A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your plac…”

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

“I got offended when she laughed, because she was showing pleasure, but she was …”

“To me, a good friend is one who doesn't talk, but who listens all the time. Som…”