She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”

“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the ma…”

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…”

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it af…”