She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.

“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that wa…”

“I’d rather have a career that utilizes my creativity, but torturing people all …”

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“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV din…”