She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond what anybody can see. I made her look like Helen Keller, with a wig and makeup, and I also made her look like Helen Keller in that she could look but she could not see.

“There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous …”

“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”

“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there…”

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”