Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.

“Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, bec…”

“She told me that if magic gives people what they want, then not using magic can…”

“There is a lot of folklore about equestrian statues, especially the ones with r…”

“He's probably their battle poet, too." "You mean he makes up heroic songs about…”