Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty.

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulanc…”

“Please, allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never…”

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet…”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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