Silence! I kill you!

“Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a whi…”

“Shut up or i'll kill you by Achmed the dead tarries.”

“Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never b…”

“Jeff-did you guys have a good day?Jose-no Jeff-whyJose-he got my stick jammed i…”