Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.

“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cow…”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, bec…”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter…”