Simone’s mother was an unfortunate mistake. Palackas, Simone’s father, was a bound demon who stumbled across her one night while he was carrying out an order for his master. One thing led to another…he inserted part A into slot B, and he fell in love with her... (Jaden)

“(Unsure if she should laugh or groan, Astrid held fast to the tank before her a…”

“Life isn’t supposed to be easy. Ever. But with the hardest challenges go the gr…”

“I've called in the oracles and they were communing with the Fates. But you know…”

“You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I’m driving …”