Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.”

“I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-y…”

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “N…”