Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

“When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop l…”

“Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there i…”

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much a…”

“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”