Sleep: to see and do, and do nothing.

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“In all four years of high school, not once did I make the football team. The ot…”

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”