So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up instead.

“I run like I have cirrus clouds for legs and rainbow knees. What is life, if no…”

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“-I’m looking for a man—
-There are several suspects in Topeka, Ks. that match t…”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”