Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.

“He would forever be her captor and she would forever be his prisoner.”

“Caleb fed me better food during my kidnapping than these people. I laugh at my …”

“I wanted to say something, protest in some way, but then i felt the heat of him…”

“Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome assh…”