Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.

“This is my own personal logo”

“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Alway…”

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”

“I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me…”