Some of the higher-ups in the organization don’t know anything about the company—including which floor they are on (the top one). It makes me angry enough to go out and start my own elevator repair business.

“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees,…”

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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“His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette.”

“If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I b…”