Some people believe that people are essentially evil. Others believe people are essentially good. I believe they are somewhere in the middle, like Denver.

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so eith…”

“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …”

“A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket…”

“I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange…”