Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the rare ones, like Q and X.

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you …”

“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppos…”

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool…”

“The only class I studied religiously was Christianity 101.”