Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on music, but literally books full of sheet music. Fascinating reading.

“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. Wha…”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”

“I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be…”