Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in the 80s.

“The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laund…”

“Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But s…”

“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Hones…”

“I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can…”