Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are you…”

“A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the …”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sa…”

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”