Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work in the green field. Except in winter, and then I work in the brown field.

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex t…”

“He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want mone…”

“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body qu…”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter…”