Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).


“I’ll agree with you if you promise to argue with me. That’s what love is, right?”

“You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with …”

“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We…”

“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have susp…”