Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

“I have so many friends I couldn’t even count them on one hand—not even if I had…”

“Ah, the good ol’ days. I remember those days. That was before your time. It was…”

“My skyscraper of a heart met an earthquake of a woman. Why can’t I meet a simpl…”

“Rage is a big part of courage. So is cou.”