Someday, you will make an excellent guardian ba.”
“Thanks,” I muttered. “Can’t wait to be poultry forever.

“As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attac…”

“Hey, if you poop on my blankets...""Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..W…”

“It was a crazy idea. But, as usual, that’s all Percy had.”

“If a person cast no shadow at all, he couldn't be alive. His existence became m…”