Sometimes I get advice from the fictional characters in my dreams. Sometimes It’s good, and sometimes it’s nonsensical.

“The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.”

“In 1,000 pages of Orafoura’s novel, I noticed he repeated one word twice. It re…”

“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean t…”

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get…”