Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.

“So Noah cursed all Ham's children to be slaves forever and ever. That's how com…”

“She is not a bulldog, only a woman pressed into the shape of a small jar, possi…”

“Human manners are wildly inconsistent; plenty of people have said so. But this …”

“My father wears his faith like the bronze breastplate of God's footsoldiers whi…”