Sometimes I pretend I'm from the 19th century. Then I drive around and say, Wow! So this is what the future's like, huh?

“I had some emotional issues, so I went to a therapist. And guess what I don’t h…”

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”

“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You…”

“It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.”