Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.

“Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You…”

“My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all…”

“Love is like a corn-dog popsicle, and I’m on the Most Wanted list. Unfortunatel…”

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”