Sometimes I wish I were someone else. Times like those I borrow somebody else’s nametag. I make love like Todd. At least Today I do.

“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't…”

“I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, bec…”

“My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as…”

“When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended becau…”