Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger.

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to …”

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”

“My mother-in-law scared the hell out of me. But it’s cool, because the stench o…”

“A brick could be used to show how patient you are. Somewhere between one brick …”